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A poor workman blames his tools. In my case, the lack of tools!

I had to put down a can of beetroot last night because I don't own a can opener... I didn't eat any meat last night because I don't own a cleaver or knife sharp enough to cut any (and cos I had too much for lunch and felt gross)... and I didn't end up making canned soup because I don't own a ladle to serve it...

oh, not to mention the disfunctional stove that doesn't switch off lol.

I'd buy all these tools but I haven't been paid yet! Grrrrr!!!

It's Fatty Friday!

Don't you just love it when a plain burger means it includes lettuce, tomato, onion and beetroot!! I had to run out of the takeaway shop in case I made a decision I would undoubtedly regret, like potato scallops (4 greasy ones for $3.20)!

Pissing all over incontinence

Wishlist

...a monitor calibrator
so these colours come out right...

I miss my brain...

I was reading through some older blog posts from here and there and I found that I was MUCH wittier then than I am now... have I lost perspective on the world? Am I not seeing as much as I used to? Maybe I'm just not putting as much effort into writing and thinking as I did back in 2004-2006.

Time to oil my brain, eyes and prose methinks!!!

One word descriptions

Is it possible to describe someone in one word? I'm looking around the office and I find I can do that for quite a few people but based on what I know about them and how they present themselves...

Some descriptors that come to mind:

1. Prude
2. Fair
3. Tyrant

peace out v

Pine Mouth

I have pine mouth - a disgusting phenomenon where you have a gross bitter taste in the back of your throat after eating pine nuts. But I like pine nuts >_<

But it wont stop me from eating these: