Wooo I'm like a bird!

Turns out I ordered a pizza

I saw duck and pointed. This is what came out:

My desk in HK

I <3 beer o'clock!

Home delivered 荼餐廳 food

Summit success!

Why we wrap presents...

As we get older we're lucky to get a gift - and as a giver, the bastards should be grateful that they're getting anything at all, god forbid they complain about the wrapping!

But sometimes it is necessary to go that extra length to give it a good candy-covered shell to give the receiver a glimmer of hope.

Hope that the gift inside is something nice;

Hope that they won't have to grimace and pretend to like it; and

Hope that they can take in back to a store and exchange it for something else.

The wrapping also provides the recipient a consolation gift - the wrapping paper - if the recipient unwrapped it nicely :)

RuLes

I've broken not one, but TWO key rules to drinking:
1. I mixed beer and spirits
2. I didn't line my stomach before drinking

I just woke up needing to pee and obviously needing to chunder after
two hours of what I thought was sleep, but now reflecting on that,
seems more like I had passed out.

The best/only thing I could eat after my difficult upchuck was a tim
tam... Zzz

Oh the joys of jäger bombs! I better be able to get back to sleep Red
Bull!